LAMS

A word (or rather an acronym that describes somebody that has "Look At Me Syndrome" (LAMS!)

Someone who has LAMS likes to be the centre of attention and if the room goes quiet they draw attention to themselves by being silly... or leaves a room returning wearing a wig, costume or doing something to draw people to look at them.

Oh look Daniel and Andy have LAMS!
How embarrassing! How can they do that?

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Am Lam Lam

(v.) The act of drinking. A companion to the Om nom nom of eating.

Girl: 'I am so thirsty!'
Boy: 'I'll buy you a soda to Am Lam Lam.'

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LAM

Laser Aiming Module

A module that is equipped with a laser-aimer, that can be attached to a gun.

"The H&K Mark 23 is symbolic with that suppressor and LAM, kinda like the one shown in Metal Gear Solid."
-me

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Lam

Overweight, Asian American. Gets red while drinking and has few real friends. Small penis size is assumed but not known for certain as no females have been able to confirm this.

You see the Lam at the party? He was all red and eating wings instead of drinking.

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Lam

Acronym for Leave a Message.

Used in messenger service names if the person is away.

Pete - LaM (Away)

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LAMS

Laughing at myself

1. Acronym letting people know you are having a good time.

2. A self-depreicating, self-counscious realization that you wrote something stupid, but are too lazy to delete it and type again, therefore only add LAMS

The cat just jumped on my lap and scared the shit out of me. LAMS

I just picked up the preparation H instead of the clearasil. LAMS

I've been on facebook so long, my dinner burnt to a crisp. LAMS

Sorry I didn't text you, I dropped my phone in the toilet. LAMS

Damn, more nose hair! LAMS

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lams

the gayest relationship In history between John lauerns and A.Ham if you read the letters between the you'll know there spicy!

LAMS A STORY
friend:what is the gayest relationship in history

me: JOHN LAURENS AND A.HAM

friend: huh that can't be true Alexander was straight HE MARRIED ELIZA

me: ik he was bi

friend:... but what about John he as straight
me: was he was he really did u even read he letters hold up let me show you *me showing her the letters*
friend: :0. they were gayer than gay omg that was wow
me ikr I love lams

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