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A large ginger penis. Red, hot and speckled like flowing lava.
Damn baby you ain't never had a ginger ? IMMA GIVE YOU THIS LAVA DICK! Careful cause imma throw them magma ropes. You aint never had hot LAVA DICK LIKE THIS BEFORE!
The act of having sex in a hot tub with a menstruating woman. From the show The Detour.
"I searched the web and found the following for sweaty lava..."
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My friend has a lava lamp and we like to trip out and stare at it.
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A vagina that erupts with juices after sex during a woman's period.
Nikki had some crazy lava pussy after I made love to her so I put my face between her sexy legs, sucked the lava out of her pussy, and licked her clit until she came in my face
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A swollen anal sphincter aka rosebud from multiple rounds of acidic, explosive, burning diarreah. Usually occurs after excessive partying.
Stan: Hey Roger. How was your spring break in Florida?
Roger: It was awesome brahhhh. Partied all day and night. I was hung over and puking and shitting all day. I shit so much I wound up with a Lava Blossom.
Stan: Let me see it (Roger drops trou and bends over).
Stan: OMG brohhhhh. Is that a Lava Blossom or ground hamburger? You better put some salve on that thing.
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1. when a man sits wish his legs spread wide for maximum testicular comfort.
lava balling in a movie theater in the old fashioned seats with legs spread wide to keep from all the extra sweating
Fun game which begins once someone screams "The ground is lava!!" at the most random time. Everyone else must jump up onto something and avoid the ground or they "die". Best played in classrooms when everyone is quiet, the teacher's face will usually be priceless.
(Class is quiet during test)
Tom: The ground is lava!!!!!!
(Everyone jumps onto of desks)