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Someone who eats a shit ton of fucking eggs day and night and gets no bangs (no intercourse)
That guy is a right Eggs Layton! All he does is eat eggs for every meal and never bangs any girls....what's he playing at!?
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A dramatic ass bitch that's hella dramatic about everything
person 1: omg this dude is being so dramatic about everything, like okay boomer
Person 2: nah that ain't a boomer, that's Sage Layton
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A bitch, he’s Bryson’s bestfriend. But he can be a real bitch sometimes. |:(
You - Do you know Layton Salyers?
Me - Yep
You - Who Is He?
Me - A pain in the ass.
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The Hon. Dr. Jack Layton is the Leader of the New Democratic Party of Canada and the Member of Parliament for Toronto—Danforth.
A strong, charismatic leader, Layton has a long record of getting results for people. He served as a leading member of the Toronto City Council and as founder and head of the Green Catalyst Group, a green business in Toronto, and developed a reputation for turning words into action on key issues. In 2003, he became Leader of Canada's New Democratic Party, and since then, he has led the party through three elections and nearly tripled the NDP's seat count, showing a remarkable ability to connect with voters by offering exciting new solutions to the major challenges facing Canadians.
Layton's priorities including investing in a new energy future based around wind, solar, and other renewable sources of power to create economic prosperity and environmental sustainability, and repealing Stephen Harper's corporate tax cuts and instead putting money into training more doctors and nurses to get rid of the wait times for healthcare.
Layton's vision for change to create new prosperity, sustainability, and opportunity for all Canadians, coupled with his boundless passion for delivering real results on key issues have driven him to the forefront of Canadian politics and made him the only positive choice to be Canada's Prime Minister.
Jack Layton will be Canada's next Prime Minister.
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Usually someone with a very small dick that thinks they’re slick by talking to more than one girl at once and telling every girl he talks to how hot he reckons they are but he’s really just a big phat pussy that doesn’t know how to treat girls or have a relationship so when he’s in one he usually makes really dumb excuses to get out of it because he’s a real frigit. Has a really UGLY laugh. And they’re only friend is probably gay and has a phat crush on them. He’s a SIMP and always choose hoes before bro’s, when he really has no hoes and everyone Just talks shit about him but he’ll never know because he’s a phat narcissist and is obsessed with himself. is an ugly mf that really needs a tan. also they will never get pussy so have fun dying a virgin with your one inch wonder .
“Layton/simp texted me last night, yuck”
“Omg Layton/simp played me AGAIN”
“Layton/simp is such a simp”
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A stunning girl who can hold onto a relationship, makes mistakes, but when she loves something/somebody, she loves them more than anything . She can be trusted, but her bestfriend/boyfriend always have to be told🔐
Aaliyah layton will always take care of her responsibilities!
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