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Being extremely drunk and being very happy. On the way to blackout city.
"Look at Joe over there, he's drank so much that he's had a cocktail lobotomy"
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When you have so much sex, or such amazing sex, that you're dead to the world.
as in "I just gave my girlfriend a sexual lobotomy"
Or "I dont think I'm gonna make it over I feel like I've had a sexual lobotomy."
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A full frontal lobotomy is a form of psychosurgery. It consists of cutting the connections to and from, or simply destroying, the prefrontal cortex. This brain region has been implicated in planning complex cognitive behaviours, personality expression and moderating correct social behavior.
These procedures often result in major personality changes. Lobotomies have been used in the past to treat a wide range of mental illnesses including schizophrenia, clinical depression, and various anxiety disorders.
Celebrities who have had this procedure include Jack Nicholson in One Flew Over the Cuckoo Nest, golfer Jack Nicklaus, Prince William and President George W Bush.
The distinguishing mark of someone who has had a full frontal lobotomy is a nice pair of scars around the temples. The survival rate of the operation was vastly increased after the discovery of the lead pipe, which could be used to knock patients unconscious before the operation and meant surgery was no longer performed on people who were awake.
The full frontal lobotomy has long been criticized by the medical profession, as many are repulsed at the idea of destroying healthy tissue. The procedure while seemingly barbaric has been found particularly effective in controlling politicians.
Tesco began offering full frontal lobotomies with a four pack of tinned spaghetti in 1999.
"Let's go to the supermarket for some pasta and a full frontal lobotomy."
Patient: "Doctor I received this injury while drinking last night."
Doctor: "That seems to be an unidentified drinking injury. The only known cure is a full frontal lobotomy."
Jimmy's Mum: "Jimmy, you've hardly said a word since your lobotomy."
Jimmy: "Mhhwuahhg."
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like a regular lobotomy, but performed with a Mack truck instead of surgical tools ensuring a quick and successful operation
I think it's time for me to go get a Mack truck lobotomy
When a lesbian couple gets oot the electric strapon, it's a bit rusty and the receiver gets a jolt all the way up to her frontal lobe.
Suzi's never been the same since her French lobotomy, now she won't go anywhere without that dinged-up old vibrator.
The place to find employees to staff a front office.
First Patient: Did you ever notice how receptionist's have no personality ...? ...Where do they find such people??
Second Patient: Oh, they get them from Craig's Lobotomy List.
1. fire in the hole!
2. water on the hill!
3. a surgery that severs half your brain
geometry dash lobotomy "fire in the hole"
pluh