jewish locomotive

a super fucking fast shot in either hockey or soccer that cannot be stopped, like the trains full of jews in poland, they never stopped.

Yo bruv you just see mahrez rip that fuckin jewish locomotive proper shit eh?

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temporal locomotive anarchism

A political doctrine expressing the present and temporary disdain for the crazy motives of politicians and the populace in general, stemming from the words temporal ("pertaining to the present time"), locomotive (loco, "crazy" + motive, "personal incentive"), and anarchism ("doctrine urging the abolition of government").

I believe in temporal locomotive anarchism. I don't hate politics, I just hate the way they are now.

reverse locomotive

a sexual act in which the erect male is seated in a chair and his female partner with as much speed and force as possible lowers herself onto the turgid shaft, resulting in immediate penetration to the hilt of the male's penis into her vagina.

When Jenny gave me a reverse locomotive last night, she nearly broke my dick in half!

The Locomotive Motion

The act of a woman having sex with a man's anus using a strap-on dildo, while that man has sex with another man's anus, who is having sex with another woman's anus.

What are doing for your couple's date tonight?

The locomotive motion!

Antarctic Locomotive

When two men bring their assholes together and one shits inside of the other man's ass. Often used by scientists to conserve and share body heat between two men in the cold Antarctic wastes.

we got cold on recon the other day, had to give Rupert an Antarctic Locomotive

locomotive

That being the sounds of someone being finger blasted at increasing speeds, with their wetness or lubricate orifice, that the sloshing sounds, sound like a locomotive/train pulling off from stationary. only for them to howl out in a staggered manner of breathlessness to mimic the sound of a locomotive/train horn.

She explained to her friends that she felt like a 'locomotive' after the fast paced finger blast

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That emojicon on top is a steam locomotive