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a super fucking fast shot in either hockey or soccer that cannot be stopped, like the trains full of jews in poland, they never stopped.
Yo bruv you just see mahrez rip that fuckin jewish locomotive proper shit eh?
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A political doctrine expressing the present and temporary disdain for the crazy motives of politicians and the populace in general, stemming from the words temporal ("pertaining to the present time"), locomotive (loco, "crazy" + motive, "personal incentive"), and anarchism ("doctrine urging the abolition of government").
I believe in temporal locomotive anarchism. I don't hate politics, I just hate the way they are now.
a sexual act in which the erect male is seated in a chair and his female partner with as much speed and force as possible lowers herself onto the turgid shaft, resulting in immediate penetration to the hilt of the male's penis into her vagina.
When Jenny gave me a reverse locomotive last night, she nearly broke my dick in half!
That being the sounds of someone being finger blasted at increasing speeds, with their wetness or lubricate orifice, that the sloshing sounds, sound like a locomotive/train pulling off from stationary. only for them to howl out in a staggered manner of breathlessness to mimic the sound of a locomotive/train horn.
She explained to her friends that she felt like a 'locomotive' after the fast paced finger blast
Just because someone has all of da "Thomas the Tank Engine" episodes on VHS/DVD and/or owns a large model-railroad layout doesn't mean dat he's actually "plumb locomotive".
This is when you stand infront of your toilet naked while your female partner leans over the toilet with her ass facing you. You initiate Anal intercourse just like the standard missionary position except she will start to urinate into the toilet as you go in her ass.
Leaky Locomotive:
Bob: "Dude it go so messy last night!"
Frank: "messy, why?"
Bob: "We did the Leaky locomotive!"
Frank: "Nice!"
This is when you stand infront of your toilet naked while your female partner (unlike the regular Leaky Locomotive hangs on your shoulders facing you. As you Initiate vaginal intercourse your female partner takes a dump in the toilet.
*Warning* This can get very dirty.
Rusty Leaky Locomotive:
Bob: "Dude it go so messy last night!"
Frank: "messy, why?"
Bob: "We did the Rusty Leaky locomotive!"
Frank: "Woah!"