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the act of tucking one's penis between their sweaty ass checks then smacking a bitch in the face with it
Dude, it was such a hott night and she was such a whore...I couldn't help but giver her a swamp logger!
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A fucktard. Combination of the word Logger and blogger. It is a word that has no comeback if the victim does not know the meaning.
Shut up you stupid logger blogger!
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When you have a very extreme bowl movement consisting of (one) extra large deposit of waste that always results in a water flow obstruction within the toilet. This will without question require a tool to dislodge the stoppage. By no means consult a plummer for the proper flow will resume when extraction is completed. extra soaking time may help loosen material and expedite full water flow
Zak you just laid a "logger turd" the size of a rolling pin. Go get the plunger quickly before it sets up like portland cement. Moron ass hole!
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A person who is passing a logger, and due to the extreme pain, and has an expression that is funny as hell, until that person is you!
Dude 1: Oh sh*t, I've got a logger!
*Dude 1 makes a weird expression*
Dude 2: Hahahahaha, you're a derpy logger!... OH SH*T!!!
I'M A DERPY LOGGER NOW!
A frozen turd that is used in place of a dildo.
After it was ready, I gave her an epic cold logger.
A woman, or a man, who’s sexual adventures are motivated purely on stacking up ever increasing statistics.
“Does K really like him?”
...
“Nah, Alex is just another notch, she’s a shlong logger.”