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Definition of a stick up your ass valley private catholic school, overrun with a 90% white population of girls with annoying laughs whose parents are just too "above" sending their kids to el camino or calabasas. Each class basically has an even 50/50 ratio of pretty to ugly girls which both sit on seperate parts of each classes designated lawn. About 10% of each grades pretty group has a naked picture out (which is probably why they got sent to louisville in the first place) and about 49% of the pretty group is extremely easy to bone because the rules at louisville are ridiculous and of course its a single sex school and they are dying for dick outside of gay crespi guys. On a more positive note the girls at louisville are smart as a majority and usually end up at good colleges- uc berkely, usc, lmu etc.
(at a usc frat party)
Random guy: Why is that drunk bitch half naked dancing on a table with a 40 of beer screaming "see if you can give me a detention now for having a stripe on my sock!"
Other random guy: Must be another girl from louisville highschool...
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when you are having dirty butt sex with a girl and then after you pound her up the butt you smack your penis on her face.
Most professional baseball players prefer the louisville slugger.
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Louisville, Kentucky is one of the best kept secrets in Kentucky. Most who are not from Louisville think it's a silly place, while those who were born and raised can say its nice in its own respect. It has many flaws a lot of chumps, and kids who think they are SO COOL, mainly in the Highlands area but as a whole its a pretty cool place to live.
Except in the summer. In the summer Louisville is drenched in humidity and 90 degree weather and should be avoided at all costs.
You were born in Louisville, Kentucky? What are you, a hick?
"no."
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The City where you can leave for 30 years and come back to find the same people in the same bars spewing the same racist crap.
Louisville Ohio Go over to the Town Tavern and see who is there.
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By locals pronounced Luh-vull. By far the largest city in Kentucky, and really the only city of any national relevance in the Bluegrass state. Home to outstanding restaurants and great live music. Several bar scenes all throughout the city, stemming from downtown’s 4th Street Live and Main Street, to the Highlands, as well as St. Matthews. Only place in Kentucky where you can party past 1, because bars in the Ville stay open till 4. More museums and art than a city of this size really needs, but too much of a good thing is a good thing. Great college sports town and home to the Louisville Cardinals. Also, the best place to be to really experience the rivalry between UK and UofL considering the huge fan bases that exist here for both teams. Home to Churchill Downs and the greatest two minutes in sports with the Kentucky Derby. Two weeks of festivals and parties building up to the "Run for the Roses". City hosts a swarm of celebrities and political leaders from around the world for the famous Derby event. The Kentucky Derby is a wonderful and exciting time for all Louisvillians. Home to the greatest of all time, Muhammad Ali. Louisville's greatest export besides the Louisville Slugger baseball bat; Kentucky Bourbon. Known as one of the largest whiskey and bourbon consuming cities in the country.
If you are lame, a redneck, a hillbilly, a douche-bag, a dork or nerd, or have some kind of a Napoleon complex, you would love Lexington; Louisville is probably not for you.
"Have yourself a thrill in the-ville"
"Went to the Derby this weekend in Louisville, KY. Man, I love those Kentucky girls"
"Hey, Did you see the UK, UofL basketball game. Louisville hit a game winning 3 pointer with 1 second left. What a game. Go Cards!"
"You stay classy Louisville, KY"
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the most kick ass town in the fucking world and makes supirior look like a chode with no fucking balls god damnit!!!!!
louisville, co is the best town
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1.) Being cock blocked by a Bartender while you are attempting to get a number or go home with a hot chick at the bar.
2.) When you're macking on a really hot chick at a bar and then she goes home with the bartender instead of you.
1) Dude, I was spitting game on this tall blonde at Sports and I got the Louisville Bartender. She just talked to him the rest of the night. That guy was an asshole!
2) I was chatting up this girl and grabbed her ass. I went to the bathroom and when I came back she was gone, and so was the bartender. I totally got the Louisville Bartender.
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