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a larger than average penis
As soon as i penetrated Michelle she said 'my god that's some decent bone lumber.' I was somewhat thrilled with her admiration to say the least.
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The kind of wood a man carries between his legs. It could be oak, pine, mahogany or Bonsai depending on race or family inheritance.
I asked this hottie if she would like to get a pizza and fuck. When she said no I said "what you don't like pizza"? At that point she kicked me in the man lumber.
Chopping lumber is slang for smoking marijuana. Can also be used separately, as "let's go chop" or "want some lumber?"
Eugene: "After chopping lumber I ate so much i had to take a huge dump"
John: "Damn Eugene, that must've been some fine shit!"
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To dick slap with morning wood.
I'm going to 84 lumber Jerry tomorrow morning.
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A group of girls that are constantly negative and always cutting everyone else down.
Well we all wanted to stay out drinking but the Lumber Jacks are making us go home.
They are always cutting us down.
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Pre-morning wood.
While still sleeping girlfriend notices you have an erection.
So the other night I unknowingly had sex with my girlfiend with my slumber lumber.
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A boss ass english teacher who don't give no fucks
Chubby lumber doesn't give out homosexual inducing candy
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