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the act of filling a toliet bowl with wads and wads on toliet paper before taking a smash....then release your terd on to a nest of toliest paper and exit the bathroom in a stealthly manner...only magic carpet ride people who deserve it
Oh my god did you see the bathroom! rodney left a magic carpet ride in thur it smells sooo rank
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A sexual act in which two individuals who both have a heinous bush use the sixty-nine position.
Ricky took his girlfriend on a magic carpet ride.
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The act of driving home while too intoxicated to remember driving home the next day.
I don't know how I got home last night, but my car is in the driveway, so I must have taken a magic carpet ride.
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Taking a muscle relaxer and toking, creating an extreme relaxed state of being; smooth, relaxed and high.
Dude sitting in this chair makes me feel like I'm on a magic carpet ride.
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When a man dismounts his partner, sits on their back, and busts onto the back of their head; taking a healthy dump in the process.
Anne - Frank tried performing a mexican magic carpet on me last night; but he failed due to his lack of aim.
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A rash or skin chafing as a result of exposure to the Brillo-like pubic hairs of someone of Middle Eastern descent.
"Why won't she blow me?"
"Because she doesn't want to wake up with a magic carpet burn on her upper lip, you dirty towelhead"
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Having intercourse with a beautiful woman.
She's smoking hot.....I'd love to ride that magic carpet.
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