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When you shit in a pregnant women’s mouth while punching her stomach and occasionally taking bites out of her boobs as you sing TMNT theme song.
That bitch wouldn’t shut up so I gave her the Muddy Mako Shark.
Allied with the rody somali empire and allied with the cory croatian checkerboard kingdom. Destroying the edgar texan kingdom.
Oh no the romer mako allied army is coming
Mako is the quintessence of beauty. She has a smile that radiates like the sun; a heart big enough to provide love to everyone she meets; her wittiness can make you laugh for days; and the energy she emits makes you realize that life should be lived with joy. In short, she is an abundance of everything good. Each minute spent with her is magic! She is a coffee-lover and a huge fan of breakfast meals. Dates with her are always something to look forward to as would never know what's coming. It's safe to say that the person Mako chooses to love will be one of the luckiest people to ever live.
Have you met a Mako?
Yes, and my life has never been the same since!
Mornings with coffee are so Mako.
Look at the sunset, what a Mako.
A dude that gets aggravated by one word replies like 'okay' or 'alright'.
Mako is an un-evolved cave man that needs to reply with fully structured sentences and is what we call "OneWordReplyPhobic".
mako: yo bro i am so cool lol
you: okay
mako: oh my god why are you dry texting me?!!
A dude that gets pissed off for using one word in a response primarily "ok" or "alright" really grind his gears.
He is a very un-evolved cave man that thinks you need to type an entire sentence to respond.
mako: I am so cool
you: okay
mako: oh my fucking god, why are you being so dry
A dumb Douche bag who never likes their partner and would cheat on you.
1st. Girl: Omg Hes such a Mako
2nd . Girl: I cant believe i dated Mako
Girl: Well , Hes a Dumb Douche!