Best little town in Manitoba between the Riding and Duck Mountains.
Grandview, Manitoba is not Dauphin or Roblin but close by. For the 5 people who know Gilbert Plains, GV is 10 minutes away.
A female lies down on her back as the male sits on her trachea, this creates the "wheeze" While this is occurring the female is sucking the males testicles, and then following ejaculation into the female eyes the male must urinate in the females mouth.
"Dude i totally gave Alyssa a Manitoba Wheezy last night."
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The act of taping your weiner to your stomach, covering it in toothpaste, and doing chin-ups, all while your victim is laying sideways, getting a nice dentist visit from your cock.
Pat laid there in misery, while Chad performed the Manitoba Toothbrush on his teeth.
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When you're urinating outdoors in a Manitoba winter and it's -40C with the windchill, and you're trying to push as little of your penis as possible out of your snowmobile suit such that you don't get suffer a frostbitten penis, and at the same time don't urinate in your snowmobile suit.
It takes years for Manitobans to perfect the Manitoba Tuck, eh. Every Manitoban can tell you awful stories about the agony of having a frostbitten penis, and the shame of walking into a bar in a pissed up skidoo suit.
The famous Manitoba Tuck used by curlers is named after the delicate act of pissing outdoors in a Manitoba winter while wearing a snowsuit. Both are a delicate balancing act that take time to master, but can bring great benefits.
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Manitoba mittens is when someone in Manitoba is holding two drinks, one in each hand, in the dead of winter.
Often leads to a winnipeg handshake.
So I was rolling with the Manitoba mittens, and some idiot from St Norbert got in my face, so I gave him the winnipeg handshake.
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The Manitoba-based power company that is highly unreliable.
Jared: Man, I'm sick and tired of Manitoba Hydro.
George: Yeah, they're so unreliable, I'd want to start my own power company.
Jared: I've had numerous unreliability incidents with them about 5 times!
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When one guy fucks her from behind while standing and the other guy puts on boxing gloves and boxes her tits!
Last night my buddy and I gave that bitch a Manitoba Milkbag!
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