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A derogatory term describing, and very useful for offending, vegetarian/vegan persons who insist on pushing their beliefs onto other people.
A stereotypical granolawhore has a massive feeling of superiority over those who eat meat, is often uneducated on their beliefs (they'll often say that humans can't actually digest meat, for example) and is completely oblivious to the fact that the person they're talking to doesn't care about their opinion.
granolawhore: "Why are you eating that? that's dead animals! you're disgusting!"
you: "Shut up, granolawhore."
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Excessive perfume, as worn by a homosexual or metrosexual male.
Jeremy strutted down the street, full of effeminate swagger, leaving a trail of gaygrance behind him.
Self-destruction of a computer component or other electronic device, which is caused by the failure of electrolytic capacitors which were manufactured by a Taiwanese capacitor manufacturer of the same name.
"My computer motherboard just committed fuhjjyu."
An unrewarding, unenjoyable, demeaning job with no career advancement path at all. You work a whorejob because you need the money, not because you enjoy it.
Working at the cellphone accessory kiosk is such a whorejob, I can't wait to find something better.
Possessing the creativity to solve any problem while using the minimum possible materials, cost, and regard for safety.
Bob didn't have a long enough ladder to get up on the roof of his house, so he lashed two ladders together with rope to make a long one. He's trailer smart.
When you're urinating outdoors in a Manitoba winter and it's -40C with the windchill, and you're trying to push as little of your penis as possible out of your snowmobile suit such that you don't get suffer a frostbitten penis, and at the same time don't urinate in your snowmobile suit.
It takes years for Manitobans to perfect the Manitoba Tuck, eh. Every Manitoban can tell you awful stories about the agony of having a frostbitten penis, and the shame of walking into a bar in a pissed up skidoo suit.
The famous Manitoba Tuck used by curlers is named after the delicate act of pissing outdoors in a Manitoba winter while wearing a snowsuit. Both are a delicate balancing act that take time to master, but can bring great benefits.
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