Mareli

A Dutch name referring to a small person with extreme bad body odour or a deadly case of halitosis.

Instead of saying “oh what’s that horrifying smell?” one can say “is there a Mareli somewhere near here?”

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Mares

Some kid who likes to surf. His real name is Alex Kimber which is a pretty gay name tbh. His nickname “Mares” comes from this secret spot he found near Knights beach which he founded and names Knightmares. He usually goes down to the knights beach/boomer beach area to go surfing. Also known for his famous photography account named sa_slabs on Instagram this refers to a slab or heavy wave. He also takes the piss out of the bors especially Harvey George the fat curtain cunt and Harvey White the flatheaded fuck. Sometimes he doesn’t know when to stop as he is quite small he will one day get his head kicked in. He is tho actually quite a funny bloke and is nice unless u talk shit then he will take the piss out of u big time.

“Mares mate I reckon it’s to big out there.” JH. “Nah she'll be right!” A.K or also known as Mares.

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laurie mares

She is the most caring woman and would give up anything she has in an instant for the ones she loves. She works hard for what she has and always strives for what she wants.

Laurie Mares checked up on me and helped me threw my rough times

dozy mare

a cockney way of saying "dumb bitch"

keep up ya dozy mare

Having a mare

Having a nightmare. Being in a bad/awkward situation.

"I got fired in work then crashed into the back of someone when I was driving home. I've just been having a mare"

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shank's mare

Literally, your leg's horse. To go about on your feet. An old expression no one ever uses.

"You look beat! How did you get here?"
"I came all this way on shank's mare!"
"No wonder you're tired!"

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daft mare

1) A female of lesser intelligence

2) Dumb broad

"Which daft mare put metal in the microwave?"