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Describing the best sex act. Martha Stewart is a perfectionist at everything. Therefor, anything she does sexually must be perfection as well.
He ate that pussy so good, it was like he put that Martha Stewart on it.
The person that has ruled the entire galaxy for the past decade.
Marvin Martian's Who Wants to be a Martianare
Marvin: Who has ruled the galaxy for the past decade?
Fudd: HUEGH the Omnipotent?
M: No
F: Refleb 967?
M: No
F: then the answer is C, Martha Stewart
M: Correct!
Martha don’t snitch, she’s too streetwise a real street n**ga
Martha Stewart A real one
The moniker "chocolate Martha Stewart" was gifted to Kent’ae Van London some 20 years ago within the early 2000's. For the unaware, Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA is a London, United Kingdom born, Southern California and Washington state resident who was reared within the Southern states of Mississippi, Alabama and Louisiana. Despite being an activist, entrepreneur and advocate for affordable and senior housing, and standing up for the rights of unhoused individuals and underrepresented minorities, Kent’ae is fluent in 3 languages (English, Spanish and Choctaw) and possesses Harvard School of Law accreditation in "Contract Law," yet his truest passions are interior design and his continued productions of multiple weekly floral arrangements. Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA is the owner and Principal of The Van London Collection, officed out of the Meydenbauer Bay inlet of Bellevue, Washington and given Kent’ae's experience and passion coupled by his beguiling personal alongside his charisma, uniqueness, nerve and God-given talent, he has been branded the rightful moniker, "the Chocolate Martha Stewart."
"Oh, my word. I just viewed Kent’ae Van London's recent holiday display. It's breathtaking and the colors are so vibrant. It's no wonder they call Kent’ae the chocolate Martha Stewart!"
"Have any of you viewed Kent’ae Van London's latest interior design collection? Martha Stewart would be proud to have him as a son! I can totally see why they call him "the Chocolate Martha Stewart!"
Name given to Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA a United Kingdom born, Southern California/Washington state resident specializing in floral arrangements and interior design creations for his note-worthy ability to channel unorthodox color concepts while inspiring out-of-the-box creative ingenuity.
"Did you view that gorgeous living room concept? It looks like the Chocolate Martha Stewart strikes again!"
What is the 'Martha Stewart' effect?
When a popular figure, celebrity, or even President of the United States, is criminally charged -
resulting in
an instant VALIDATION and IDENTIFCATION
The criminal charges, and/or jail time - fails to impeed the star. Instead it enriches the star to an entire new level of fame, money, and like-ability.
the criminal charges didn't hurt trump, they helped him..by reaching a brand new demographic of voters.. we are seeing the Martha Stewart effect in action.