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(Verb.) The process of engaging in sexual intercourse, or sodomy, which results in paralysis, severe debilitating injury or death. Present participle: Martining. Past participle: Martined. Gerund: Martin.
"Hey Gavin! Your mother could barely walk yesterday—did she get martined again? "
"Hey John, Look at that lass in the wheelchair—she must've been martined!
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A bulgarian gypsy thats also a skinny ass cunt looks like a skeleton
Martin:A cunt that is funny but skinny asf and a bulgarian gypsy.
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Someone you can't help but fall in love with. Once you meet a Martins your heart belongs to him. He's shy but so friendly. He brightens up you cloudy day and brings colour into your black and white world. He makes the best meals. He makes you feel special and cared for. Always asking if you're ok. The only way he breaks your heart is because he's got a girlfriend and you can't have him. He's such a loyal boyfriend. Loves to kiss and cuddle. He is so HOT! He is musically inclined and loves music. He can sometimes be lazy, but he still does what he needs to do. He has the most beautiful smile that can make anyones heart melt. He observes everything but says nothing. He sees the good in everybody even when it’s not convenient.
Martins made everyone so happy with his presence.
A very tall dominaing, sexy male. Has likes to wear Jaffa cakes.
He may be the Cutest person you will ever meet. Martin is just so lovely, you will fall in love with him instantly. He's perfect in every way!! He's very dashing.
Martin is a beautiful person with a beautiful personality. if you have a Martin, never let him go!
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A person who is very intelligent,has common sense and no one can beat him except his self
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To be racist
"Bro I called this guy the n word and my supervisor praised me"
"Bro you're such a Martin"
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