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The act of self stimulation by stroking, rubbing, or pulling your genitals. Men usually rub, sometimes women will buy dildos or finger themselves. Masturbation can result in ejaculation if the person is stimulated enough. Men/women usually perform this act when intercourse is not an option.
For people with small brains:Masturbation is touching your penis to make it feel good, or for women sticking their fingers in their vaginas.
Guy 1:Sheila is too tired to have sex, and I'm bored.
Guy 2:Why don't you try masturbation?
Guy 1:Isn't that for complete losers?
Guy 2:No dude, it's completely normal and healthy.
Guy 1:I might try it, then.
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The loneliest number that you'll ever do.
Billy opted for masturbation, because it's just no good anymore since she went away.
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When playing hackey sack, serving to yourself is commonly known as masturbation. Do it in a full circle of players and they will crown you the circle jerk. #truestory
Travis didn't mind masturbation in his kitchen. He had no one else to play with so #wtf...
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The common act of one who touches oneself to produce a pleasuring feeling in the groin area which almost always ends up in ejaculation. This is accomplished with the help of some form of visual or audio stimulation or just plain imagination.
beating off; harping on the cyclops; unmasking the self serve pump; launching the meat missile; whacking the flesh flute; Masturbation;
Person 1: Dude, Sheldon masturbates 9times a day..
Me: dude.. hes gonna have alot of kids..
Person 1: Hey, what are you doing later?
Person 2: I figure I'll masturbate til I pass out.
Person 1: Dude.. Sheldon is in the hospital.
Person 2: How the ??
Person 1: Yeah, turns out he ejaculated until his actual testicles came out
Person 2: Well, I guess that's what 9 times a day got the horny bastard.
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Some people say masturbation is bad for you but really, it is harmless and in some ways healthy.
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One time I was really fucking horny in the shower for whatever reason. I didn’t have the restraint to just let it go so, I masturbated. I started massaging my clit and rubbing faster. It is wasn’t getting any better till I remembered the vibrator I have. I immediately grabbed it and ran it over my pussy trying to find the clit. I laid down in the bathtub and spread my legs. I held it there as long as I could moaning and screaming in pleasure. Before I could even begin to process the feeling, I was a shaking mess with cum all over my thighs.
I wanted to tell y’all about masturbation but I accidentally wrote about me masturbating. Whoops 😅
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The act of one touching their body.
To do with pumping your weiner, or
using to fingers to circulate the
clitoritis.
I'm so stressed out I've been working all day, my boyfriend/girlfriend doesn't want sex. He told me I should try doing some
masturbation. It was enough pleasure to pass as sex.
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