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BEST BESTITE EVER IDC WHAT U SAY ISTG.
yeah im friends with mateo. your not? god u must be boring as hell man
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hes rly chill. his basic phrase is "who asked" or "ok and" or "i dont know" but hes rlly nice an funny and good to stay up w when ur bored bc he does stupid stuff. i barley have classes w him but its fun to be around him and hes good to talk to. also hes good at fortnite and carries me lmao
hi mateooo
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hi stoopid. ur funny and ur laugh is fucking weird lmao buts its cool. can u play fortnite tmrw lol
bye 👍
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A Mateo is attractive af, but nobody seems to notice because he's too short. Usually under 5 feet, a Mateo would be too short to be noticed, if it wasn't for his highly noticeable personality. A Mateo is also extremely smart and won't shut up about it. If you have a Mateo, keep him forever. He is the type of person you want to be with for the rest of your life.
Friend: Isn't Mateo so hot?
Friend 2: Who?
Friend: The smart one. Down there. one
Mateo: (looking up): hey.
Friend 2: OMG you're right
Friend: I know!!!
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kindest person you'll ever meet. who'll blush with his eyes and never fails to make something awkward. will freak out over holding hands and cares for you no matter what. he is such an amazing person that will make you smile uncontrollably 24/7 and have questioning why you deserve them.
mateo ZAMN
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The smartest kid in class, probably a loner who watches anime and skips school with no repurcussions because hes just THAT smart. yep
Hmm Yes the Mateo here is made out of FLESH A.K.A food if you live in australia
Mateo is so weird
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A large, circular man who bases his personality on Superstore character Mateo. Likely residing in the nearest Shell petrol station, intent on consuming as many calories as humanly possible. His partnership with Sirlinio makes for a devastating duo.
Mateo just ate a whole pack of digestives and is now making a sandwich.
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