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Is a phrase for a person who skips the regular night sleep, to continue the next day as a one long day.
Salina: good morning, how was your sleep?
Me: I didn't sleep
Salina: Did you pull a maxi?
Me: Yeah, and I got a long day ahead of me.
Salina: Oh, all the best.
A combination of Muff Cabbage and Maxi tampon. The ultimate insulting nickname.
A striper who holds the worlds record for the world larges augmented breast. They measure 60.5 inches measured across the nipples and she has a bra size of 42M. More information about her can be found on the net.
Who doesn't want to soo Maxi mounds naked?
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The act of recklessly masturbating onself into oblivion. One must not confuse any other ways of masturbation with the maxi-wank, as an authentic maxi-wank requires the person practicing to ejaculate on his thigh and stomach. One must also fall asleep immediately following ejaculation without the typical "tissue routine" in order for such an act to be constituted as a maxi-wank.
Tim: Hey where is Paul, isn't he supposed to be making dinner?
Oliver: No I don't think it will happen anytime soon, I walked into his room before and he was asleep with cum all over his stomach and left thigh. It was obvious that he had a maxi-wank.
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Having HHH tities being dropped on your head.
Damn did you see her just Maxi Mounddrop Whiskey? I think he might have a concussion!
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irish rhyming slang for taxi- jo maxi was a show on tv in the early 90s.
fuck the bus, we'll get a jo maxi
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A maxi relaxi is a slang name name for an alcoholic beverage, the name is short for 'maximum relaxedness' refers only to poured pints
'Stop pinching my chips nd get me a maxi relaxi'