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When you notice your girlfriend is happy and you decide to surprise her with cumshot attack just to ruin her day
Ahh man jenna was bragging about how good her day was so I hit that bitch with some happy mayonaise just to shut her up
Applying a thick and volumous load of mayonaise like consistancy cum on or around the chin of a sexual partner, whether male or female.
3 of the 10 men involved in the street bukkake were unable to leave a mayonaise dumptruck on the eager cum dumpster
The cum on a girls hand after performing a handjob. similar to a (pearl necklace) after performing felatio
Wow that girl earned that mayonaise bracelet, now she can wear it with pride!
Describes a slut's legs--they're easy to spread.
I really like Mary--she has mayonaise legs!
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tits, covered in a huge pile of cum. usually very drippy, and salty.
Eugene pulled out of Kamaya and gave her some mayonaise tits.
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White goo that leaks from a woman's pink taco
Vagina mayonaise was all over her pink taco
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A sexual position/move in which an of age & consenting woman gets into a bathtub full of water while wearing a snorkel. A guy sits on top of the submerged woman and rubs one out into the snorkel.
Girl: "My feet are still pruney from last night."
Other Girl: "What happened?"
Girl: "This guy took forever to Mayonaise Submarine me!"
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