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When a married woman asks if her husband would like a 3-way with her and her friend, only to find out her friend is a man halfway through sexual intercourse.
Guy1:Hey bro what did you do last night?
Guy2:Got stuck in a Crab McMuffin
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it when someone says there gonna do some thing and they dont do it
David want to fuck and Cierra says she does but doesnt want to at the end of the day so David calls her a bluffin McMuffin
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1. The female genitalia.
"Yo, I was chillin' with this broad last night when all of a sudden she told me to stick it her egg mcmuffin."
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n. muffin top that is a direct result of too much fast food.
No more drive thru for me until I get rid of this McMuffin Top
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A man who is attractive and may have some extra weight to him.
That man is such a stud mcmuffin.
When u see a large tempting male that exceeds 250
While at a weight watchers meeting I saw a stud mcmuffin
The best sandwich in the world usually eaten after sex or jacking off with a wet rag
After Sally left my apartment I had a good old banana McMuffin