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Same as the Russian dentist but the girl has braces..
When receiving a blowjob, you cum in the girls mouth. She doesn't spit or swallow, but she proceeds to use your dick to brush her teeth with your newly deposited cum. But she has braces.
You: Dude my girl was gonna do the Russian dentist but she just got braces on. Ouch!
Friend: Yeah thats what we call the Russian Meat Grinder
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When someone shits in a woman's vagina and then fucks her.
"Even though she let me give her the Tijuana Meat Grinder, I still stole some of her stuff."
"Wow, you really know your way around a Tijuana Meat Grinder!"
"I'm bored. Can you give me the Tijuana Meat Grinder?"
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The art of eiffel~towering a pint of primo bbq.
BBQ bro 1: Dude, these burnt ends will change your life!
BBQ bro 2: If they’re that good I have my utility knife. We can pop off a Memphis meat grinder before we bring it back!
The act of impregnating a female, while your testicles are dangling in a running meat grinder and you’re both eating Neapolitan flavored ice cream.
Hey babe! Wanna try the Neapolitan Meat Grinder tonight?
So you know the meat grinder? That's when the guy lays on his back, the girl rides him cowgirl style, and then spins around on his dick.
In the reverse meat grinder, the girl lies on her back, the guy goes on top, and HE spins around to maximize pleasure. Only the most elite can perform this - spin slowly at first, then speed it up when you get more confident.
Why the fuck are all these bitches dating Leroy? That guy's a total burnout!
He's the only one in the tri-state area who can pull off the reverse meat grinder, man. Everyone wants a piece of that shit.
When a partner with missing teeth gives oral sex.
Dude, that whore gave me a london meat grinder. My cock is hurting.
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A very unique sex move which is performed right before sex. Before the man gets it on with the woman, he politely asks the woman if she is comfortable with such intimate and demanding activities. If she says yes, then copulation can begin. If she says no, the man will heed her words and copulation will not begin and instead begin suggesting other things they can do, like play a video game or watch a movie.
Guy 1: Yo, I used the Bolivian Meat Grinder on Sophie last night!
Guy 2: Woah, I've never heard of that one before! How did it turn out!
Guy 1: Sohpie said that she wasn't really feeling like it, but that she would probably be interested tomorrow because it would likely be a stressful day at work for her. After that, I asked her if she wanted to see Titanic, and she said yes. So we watched it while cuddling and eating ice cream.
Guy 2: Dude, that's soooo hot! I should try it with my girl.
Guy 1: Fantastic!
Guy 2: Bodacious!
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