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What you say to someone who urinates during the holiday season.
Ok, Bobo, the bathroom’s all yours. Merry Pissmas!
In sexting, a greeting sent by a woman when she sends chest photos.
"Hey baby! It's too bad you're away on business. Check your email when you're alone. Merry Chestmas!"
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that giant, holiday food induced, dump that we all take on that magical morning of Christmas.
also, if you hate cmas and want it to die and burn ALL the things!, then merry shitmas applies to you as well.
*toilet water splash* merry shitmas to meeee!
first i couldnt wrap gifts properly, then i stubbed my toe, then i banged my knee on that stupid santa light, and i still have to go in to work later today! merry shitmas to me!
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A common term similar to "packing" that truckers use when out on the road. It generally refers to one trucker stopping at a rest area and anally pounding the other trucker in the ass somewhere at truck rest area (or in the cab of his truck.)
Man I could really go for a Joe Merry today..."Hey Jimmy you want to Joe Merry me by the showers in 10?"
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The use of text messaging to send Christmas greetings.
Bob: Hey Sheri, who is blowing up your phone over there?
Sheri: Everyone sending me Merry Textmas's
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what a lot of baydestrians like to say around christmas time.
dashin thru tha bay
in a broke down chevrolet
thru that hood we go
slappin some mac dre
MERRY THiZZMAS!
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just another way to say merry christmas when you've had it with shopping, parking, and people and you cant wait for the holidays to be over...
John: "Merry Christmas Jane"! Jane: "Merry Cristmyass to you to Sweetie"