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The most talented Olympic Swimmer ever. He won 8 gold medals in the 2008 olympics, that's all of them. Like most swimmers, he has a super-HAWT body.. but his face isn't the most attractive one ever though. People who claimed they've gone to high school with him said that he was a total jerk. He has a long torso, short legs, and fin-like feet. He's 6'4 and around 200 pounds. Again, VERY nice body but he is not Calvin Klein underwear model material. He is also my boyfriend... in my dreams, that is.
Joe: Did you see Michael Phelps win ANOTHER gold medal?
Bob: That guy is an underwater god, but he's takin' all the damn medals!
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1) A swimmer from the United States of America who is basically Jesus + Aquaman
2) A phrase used to describe something that is awesome, manly, or epic.
3) A phrase when used with the word "like" after any action that makes that action an accomplishment, even if the particular action is in no way related to the actual life/accomplishments of the real Michael Phelps.
4) Synonym for Poseidon
"Dude, that guitar solo was definitely Michael Phelps"
"Man, you just chugged that beer like Michael Phelps"
"He swims like Micheal Phelps"
"Where are you from?"
"The land of Michael Phelps"
"Do you mean America or the ocean?
"The ancient Greeks worshiped Michael Phelps"
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A fish. A fast fish.
Eight gold medals won at the China games.
The highest number of medals won by
a participant in a single Olympics.
Legend!
Michael Phelps is my hero :)
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The God of water. A legend in the Olympics. An American who has ten gold medals and still counting. He is one hell of a beast in the water.
Michael Phelps doesn't run, he swims on land.
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1) Olympic Gold Medalist for the United States
2) An enormous douche bag who can no longer keep his douchbaggery a secret from the American public.
Quit being such a phelps....Hey stop hitting on my girl, thats such a phelps thing to do... Dude stop peeing in my pool, thats such a michael Phelps move.
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The most talented swimmer the world has EVER seen. He just broke a whole bunch of records at the 2008 Olympics in China, including most medals won at a single Olympics. He seems super nice, too; he's really close with his mom and sisters and dog. Plus all that swimming does more than just win him medals: it gives him the most amazing body ever. He's pretty damn sexy.
Person: Hey, did you hear that Michael Phelps just won ANOTHER gold medal?
Me: Yeah. I wish I was married to him. I've never seen anything that beautiful.
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Only the most AWESOMEREST, hottest, most amazing swimmer in the history of the world, who broke the record for breaking records, with 8 gold metals in a single olympic setting, and 14 metals in life time.
I now Ammend that we substitute Michael Phelps for all Chuck Norris Jokes.
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