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This years model from the Disney tween starlet factory. The next Lindsay Lohan, Hilary Duff, etc.
I hope Miley Cyrus is saving up her money now, because the gravy train won't last.
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God's gift to the Devil.
Or
The Devil's gift to God.
God : Oh thank you for the gift Devil !
Devil : My pleasure..
God : -Opens-
Miley Cyrus/Hannah : YOU GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS !
God : -deteriorates-
Devil : >:D
Miley Cyrus/Hannah : YOU GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS !!
Devil : Uh - oh ..-dies-
Miley Cyrus/Hannah : Well, off to destroy the Earth !
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A big, brown, lumpy piece of crap, see diahhrea. Having Miley Cyrus's can sometimes lead to a visit from the doctor. After a Miley Cyrus, flush at least 3 times then air freshen. Very bad poop, sometimes even with mold or fungus. Also can be partly green. If you mix a Miley Cyrus and pee together, it becomes a Britney Spears.
try to NEVER have Miley Cyrus's
Guy 1: Eww, last night I left a huge Miley Cyrus in the toilet!
Guy 2: What did you do?
Guy 1: Well, I flushed it 6 times, sprayed 4 cans of air freshener, then stepped outside for about half an hour while the odor cleared out.
Guy 2: Wow, I hope I don't have a Miley Cyrus!
Guy 1: I know, they're awful! The sound of the crapping makes your ears bleed! Never listen, or have, her again! Yuck!
Guy 2: I promise!
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Who: Cyrus, Miley
What: A skank who thinks she's so hot and can sing. She love to throw herself all over her boyfriend when theres a camera in the room, wait, she loves throwing herself all over any guy. PROTECT YOUR BOYFRIENDS, LADIES!
Where: Usually found in her bed/bedroom with new bff Many Girox.{What happened to Lesly?} Or in her bed/bedroom with her boyfriend. Or in a hotel hallway with random girls she shares candy with.
When: Rehab probably this summer. She staggers like a drunk woman on stage. Wait i mean a drunk slut.
ew Miley Cyrus had a hang over and she barfed all over Thomas's shoes and he dumped her
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Satan spawn that thrives on the cesspool that is Disney channel
miley cyrus destroys the minds of girls 4-13
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A disney channel robot, star of Hannah Montana, and obv, the ugliest girl I have seen to date. She parades around in her underwear like its okay. She sends grossly innapropriate pictures to people, thinking there not gonna get on the Internet. Shes gonna be a washed-up Disney Channel star one day, probably paying for rent, by standing at a corner. Her fathers washed up too, and theres nothing to help his "Achy-Breaky Heart." I hope everyone knows how much of a slut Miley is, and how bad a role model she is. IF you say different, your fucked in the head.
"Ugh, your being such a goddamn Miley Cyrus"
Daughter: "Mom, I wanna be like Miley Cyrus."
Mom: "Honey, please don't use that word around the house."
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I wonder who will take Miley's virginity? The way she likes to dress, shes just asking for it. Thats what alot of people wanna know.
Who will nail Miley Cyrus? Some hollywood bad boy?
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