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Millennial

The generation of people born from the early 80's to the early 2000's. Also known as the best generation ever. Many people like to criticize them for being entitled and lazy, but millennials have more education than any previous generation which disproves the laziness claim. There is no strict definition for when the generation starts and ends, but people start it as early as the mid-70's and end it as late as the early 2000's. Common characteristics of millennials include their use of technology and prevalence on social media as well as a vast amount of student debt. Yay for the millennials!

I was born in 1996. That makes me a millennial.

by nilethe146 January 13, 2018

24πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Millennial

Generation of americans born before the turn of the century, who are quite possibly the weakest generation of people any nation has ever produced. These people are completely ignorant to reality, and fail to accept anybody who thinks differently than they do, yet they claim to be the most tolerant generation. Identifiable by their Subaru forester hatchbacks littered with Bernie 2016 stickers, and their ignorance when it comes to politics. These are the same people seen marching in the streets yelling expletives about Donald Trump, and his supporters during their "peaceful" protests. Their inability to cope with a Trump presidency is due to the fact that they are used to receiving participation trophies, and have been shielded from opinions that differ from theirs.

Person1: Did you see all those millennials in the streets spitting at Trump supporters

Person2: yeah, those millennials really need to to wake up to reality.

by Shit nizza November 13, 2016

131πŸ‘ 350πŸ‘Ž


Millennial

Spoiled, self involved, under-educated brat born after year 2000

That millennial just took another selfie.

by blackrock January 3, 2016

211πŸ‘ 602πŸ‘Ž


Millennial

You are married to your phone and the internet has more pictures of you than your parents.

You are just a simple minded Millennial

by SPR70NOVA November 9, 2016

108πŸ‘ 340πŸ‘Ž


Millennial

A simultaneously apathetic, arrogant, and ignorant fuck whose only claim to maturity is the hair on his/her pubis.

"Fuck the homeless! They can go out and get a job just like the rest of us," said the (often unemployed) millennial from his parents' basement, thinking he/she has the world by the balls, though his/her 20-something perspective is about as broad as my ass crack. Ironically, this narrow-sightedness is reflected by the way he/she talks out his/her ass.

by Omniscient Old Fart April 28, 2017

18πŸ‘ 62πŸ‘Ž


Millennial

A millennial cycle is equal to 1000 years. The oldest millennial at this point in time (December 30, 2016) should be 16 years of age. Since the turn of the century in 1999 to 2000 started a new millennia. People that state 1980 - 1999 births are the millennial generation is mistaken.

person 1 : i was born in 1999, i am last century
person 2 : i was born in 2000, i am a millennial

by randbo December 31, 2016

37πŸ‘ 147πŸ‘Ž


Millennial

Someone who has no understanding of government or they’re freedom

This millennial thinks guns should be banned but doesn’t understand that if that happens government will take over

by Cumdrunk October 30, 2019

5πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž