Made from tonic, gin, scotch, mint and a touch of dog piss. Can be used as a topical cure for skin irritation also.
Booooy I’m hungover from that “bang your cousin mixer” last night. Better make a paisley mojito to cure the hangover and splash some on this new rash.
A group who initially bonded over their love for bruising mint leaves and squeezing lime juice but then realised they were so much more than that. Mojito night quickly descended in anarchy. A hot spot for attempted murder by bula against lurin. Fat blems can be seen to cause projectile vomitting in 1/2 twins. Hells bells ring strongly through the night. One fine mol could not cease from dancing once she had taken just the smallest of tokes. Mojito night = chaos.
Momo was spotted at mojito night last night!