da mold

the greatest reefer ever grown

it has the highest amount of thc in it

yee dudeee

person#1:yo dude, i copped a fresh eigth of da mold last night
person#2: damn son! thats some high quality shit you know!?
person#1: fuck yeah i know so lets blaze dis sheet

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comedy mold

A terrible joke, the opposite of comedy gold.

Person 1: Where do gourds get their water from?
Person 2: I don't know.
Person 1: A PUMPkin!
Person 2: That's comedy mold!

clay molding

When two plus-size lesbians engage in tribadism, also known as scissoring, creating the impression of clay being molded.

Megan and Heather left the barbecue restaurant in order to head home, play some Indigo Girls tapes and get down with some clay molding.

Johnson-mold

When you go swimming with shorts on and you get out of the pool and your shorts are molded to your dick

Phil gets out of the pool and he has a Johnson-mold

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Ginger Mold

Mold that grows on a firecrotch if it is unwashed.

HOLY SHIT! SHANE JOSLIN IS GROWING GINGER MOLD!

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Cold as Mold

Temperatures so low that the only way to express them is through the use of this nonsensical, rhyming simile.

Weatherman: The windchill could cause temperatures to drop to -35 degrees tonight.

Soulja Boy Tell 'Em: Shit, it's gonna be cold as mold for my Nobel Peace Prize ceremony.

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Mold sack

An ugly piece of crap, or someone worthless to yours or anyone else's life, and they smell and look like piece of moist moldy dump

Tony Francin, just leave, everyone hates you plus you are a Mold Sack