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Cock-Slapping the Mona Lisa

This expression is supposed to imply a juxtaposition of a crass or offensive action against something that is held as sacrosanct by someone else.

Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

"For four, what the fuck happened to Clive Winston, you pricks?! In his place we've got some multicoloured, giggly J-pop creature, and you can't play classic rock with that...thing. It's like cock-slapping the Mona Lisa."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review

by Platitude May 25, 2015

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The ol' Mona Lisa Twist

A sex act when a young "artist" tricks an old dirty art teacher into holding up a empty picture frame. He then shoots "patronage" (i.e. semen) all over her face through the frame, and earns his A.

Hey Phillip i heard you got frisky and game Mrs. C the ol' Mona Lisa Twist durring break

by SukyPirate November 17, 2009

7πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


hood mona lisa

Ethan keller

Ethan Keller is the hood Mona lisa

by Rico shnasty September 26, 2020

1πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Mona Lisa

To mona lisa is as if one embodies a famous painting, becoming a still, quiet, person on the wall just hanging there and when you want to either scare rob or sneak up on a nigga then you being the painting actually jump off the wall and attack or do whatchu gotta do Mona.

Ok pal, you go in there and assume the possition til i get home boy in this bitch and when i say the magic word you gonna mona lisa this bitch take his money and keys then we gonna run.

by TaterJ May 30, 2021


Mona Lisa

The artful splatter left on the back of the toilet bowl from explosive diarrhea. Almost like a fecal Rorschach test.

Man, that girl from the party last night got the green apple splatters and left a wicked mona lisa in my toilet. It's very impressive, but i wont be calling her back.

by mr.self.destruct December 13, 2022


Mona Lisa

Portuguese word to adress a bald person. It can be used for all geders.

Dama careca tipo Mona Lisa, hey! Ela parece o Freeza, hey!
Bald girl like Mona Lisa, hey! She looks like Freeza, hey!

by SamucaSNW May 29, 2022


Mona Lisa

When smoking from a bong, the Mona Lisa is a 3 layer bowl piece consisting of kief and finely ground flower. Sprinkled on top lies the heaviest layer of kief experts refer to as β€œthe frosting”.

Damn, I haven’t shit right for a week since I started packing Mona Lisa’s

by A guy12 March 20, 2022