monet

an impressionist artist who used painted in lil splotches of paint. when ur up close 2 one of his paintings u cant tell wtf it is but when u back up some u see like a cool garden.

bill: look theres a monet painting i cant c wat it is cos im 2 far away
pill: just back up and then ull c something like a cool garden.
*both back up*
bill & pill: cooooooooool

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monet

A monet is a person who looks great from across the room and like a "monet" painting up close.....:o)

Damn Christine did ya see that guy at the club?

Yeah he was a real monet...bleah

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monet

a super stupid idiot who’s just annoying all the time. steals your clothes and ruins your stuff. 10/10 eats ass

ugh she’s so annoying, she must be a monet

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Total Monet

Used to describe someone who looks good from far away, but up close is a total mess. Reference "Clueless"

The use of "Monet" is in reference to impressionist paintings

When I first saw her, I thought she was hot, but then she got up close and was a total Monet.

Internet Monet

When you see someone's profile picture thumbnail and you think they're OK, but when you click on it, it's a big old mess. Named after the artist Monet, whose paintings were nice from far away, but jacked up looking up close.

I thought this heina would be fine, but when I opened up her facebook page, she turned out to be an Internet Monet, cause her close up was fug!

a full-on monet

A.Someone attractive from afar, but when you get close you see that said person is not as attractive as they appeared from a distance. B.ugly up close

Derived from the painter Claude Oscar Monet's artistic style.

Tai: Do you think she's pretty?
Cher: No, she's a full-on Monet.
Tai: What's a monet?
Cher: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess. Let's ask a guy. Christian, what do you think of Amber?
Christian: Hagsville.
Cher: See?

Clueless (1996)

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cache monet

cash money or cash mo nay
- in the world of business, what we are after
especially used on Martha's Vineyard to induce PAB to payup their money to us (the green mechanical Contractor)

Sung to the tune of "Bingo was his name O" this is the cache monet song:
C, A, C H E,
M, O, N E T,
that, sounds, good to me
that spells cash mo nay!

Don't, be, a PAB,
give, me, my money,
that, sounds, good to me,
that spells cash mo nay!