Motivation wank

When you're having trouble concentrating on a task and have a quick wank to refocus yourself.

I just couldn't get started on my assignment so I had a motivation wank which helped me get going

motivation spank

A motivation spank occurs when you spank your partner/spouse/friend/colleague to show him/her support and to encourage him/her to take some difficult effort.

"Go Tigers! The trainer shouted loudly in the locker room and spanked the quarterback loudly in his bottom."

Wife: "Honey, I'm not sure I'm gonna perform well on this interview."
Husband: "You'll do great, I'll give you a motivation spank!" <<Slap!>>

Motivated McGregor

People who defended Conor's loss against Khabib used the argument that Mcgregor was already rich at the time and wasn't motivated, and stated that "Motivated McGregor" would destroy Khabib. People were so amused by this that they started using the term as a joke to mock McGregor fans, often using the term to describe McGregor in an almost Godlike way.

Motivated McGregor would knock out Mike Tyson with a 360 tornado kick in 5 seconds of the first round.

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Motivational Poster

Poster commonly designed for use in schools and offices that generally consist of a photograph centered in a rectangular frame with black background, a title in large text and a description in smaller text.
This kind of poster has been repeatedly parodied and it's a common meme along imageboards.

I lol'd so hard with this Motivational Poster

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Thug Motivation

The realist group of albums runnin'
Young Jeezy made Thug Motivation 101: Let's Get It!
Thug Motivaiton 102: The Inspiration
Thug Motivation 103: Yet to drop
For some reason The Recession was not part of this trilogy

Jamal "Yo Tyronne you gettin this album Thug Motivation 103"
Tyronne "No shit bro this nigga is the realest trapstar around!!!"

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motive village

the worst talent agency ever who should burn. i don’t recommend auditioning there because there’s no such thing as payment and fairness. it’s a joke.

BURN DOWN MOTIVE VILLAGE

motive village: you help me if i was in trouble?
6Moons: no

ulterior motive

When a person is trying has a hidden motive or hidden objective with another person secretely.

I think he has ulterior motives with me, just trying to get inside of my pants.

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