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The name given to the streak of blood on the top lip after giving a girl oral sex during her period.
I went down on her and she started her period while I was eating her out. I came up with a Strawberry Moustache!
inserting one's finger deep into their anus, then proceeding to wipe it on an unsuspecting victims top lip.
whilst fingering his ringer, colin knew that it was time to get his aunty with the 'shit-moustache'
the filth monger got me with the shit-moustache
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An old style mafioso crime boss. One that tended not to believe in changing things, or dealing in drugs.
Don Vito Corleone and some of the other Dons in The Godfather were considered to be old-fashioned, or an 'old Moustache Pete'
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A weight that, if exceeded, prohibits you from shaving your moustache. This serves as punishment and inspiration for meeting goals. Typically associated with weigh/fight trainers.
Damn, Eric hit 175. His moustache weight is 169. He won't be able to shave that molester 'stache until he drops 6 lbs!
When a man attempts to grow a moustache but his facial hair is so thin and inconsistent, it looks like a barcode
Is that a crisp packet stuck to your lip or did you mean to grow a barcode moustache?
The toothbrush moustache is a moustache in the shape of a small rectangle under the nose. It likely got it's name from the bristles of a toothbrush due to their similar looks.
The toothbrush moustache was popular in Germany. The moustache is also popular with comedians because it looks funny.
It is sometimes known as the Charlie Chaplin.
The toothbrush moustache is notably worn by two famous comedians such as Charlie Chaplin, Richard Herring, and Meas Samon.
The toothbrush moustache is often worn by comedians because it looks funny.
The act of pulling down your pants and underwear to expose roughly the top inch of your pubic hair.
Pull your pants up, dude! I can see your grandma's moustache!