chich movements

a homosexual action;
an action deemed to be so gay that its chich

Person A: Yo, I sucked a doorknob in my youth.
Person B: Those be some chich movements

Person A: I'm dealin with Whacko
Person B: Chich movement brejin

eggy movement

defines people who are eggy all the time. not in a negative way BUT just always lazy, joking around with buddy's, hanging out, chillin .. just eggy u kno :-)

early indications in 2011 - honey harbour, ontario

lil kid: whads uppp? how u been?
youngin: s'alright :-) btw still on that eggy movement?
lil kid: eggy 4 lyfe, bro.
youngin: niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice..

Political Movement

synonymous with Bowel Movement. The stink permeates society when politics enter every aspect of private life. Shit, that is really unpopular but no one is brave enough to flush it for good. Politically Activated morons.

I would love to flush the political movement down the toilet, but if I open my mouth I feel the taste may never go away.

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Kodak Movement

When you shit a turd so astonishing in size or shape that you feel compelled to photograph it as proof positive.

I've had two notable Kodak Movements. Once I crapped a turd the exact size and shape of a banana,including the stem. The other was a perfect poo question mark. A honorable mention goes to the one that looked like an Indian tomahawk.

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evangelical movement

When someone takes a crap that is so magnificent they cannot bring themselves to flush, and instead must show everyone they know this magnificent creation.

Bob: Joe! You must see this! Come with me! Something magnificent has happened!
Joe: Wow, ok
Bob: Look, look here at what I have created!
Joe: Um, wow, nice turd Bob
Bob: Nice turd? That is no mortal turd Joe, this is the Turd of turds!
Joe: Yeah, sure, I can see that. A true evangelical movement you've had there.

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The Jana movement

The act between two people that involves a sequence of gestures that can be used for saying hello or goodbye or at any moment of awesomeness. To perfect The Jana movement, motivation, excellence and speed is required. The sequence ends with a kiss on each cheek.

What the hell did they just do, it was freakin' awesome!
I dont know, it must've been The Jana Movement!

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midwest movement

A social organization that is promoting the midwest and sweeping the nation. (The east, west, and south get plenty of attention, it is now our turn up top baby!)

It's the movement, ya heard!?!?
Midwest movement, get used to it.
Midwest movement, who's comin with?

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