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The white liquid left over after you take the mozzarella log out of it's plastic covering.
"Ah man! I opened up the bag, and all the mozzarella milk spilled out!"
When one is eating a slice of cheese pizza and the cheese suddenly slaps you in the face.
Tiffany has cheese on her face from that mozzarella slap!
The predecessor to Drunk Cheddar.
You guys call it Drunk Cheddar nowadays!? Back in my day we got Drunk Mozzarella as fuck!!!
mot-suh-rel-luh tits noun
The culinary art of serving mozzarella sticks to a patron betwixt the (preferably perky) tits of the waitress/stripper
Hey let’s head over Minx for some mozzarella tits on lunch.
When you cut up mozzarella sticks and wrap them around your dick so a girl will blow you.
Guy 1: "Man I tried so hard to get head from that girl last night."
Guy 2: "Just make a mozzarella dick, that always works."
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The act or instance of jerking off immediately after eating Doritos, without licking the cheese of your fingers first
After playing Call of Duty for 48 hours straight, I had a bag of Doritos, performed the Mozzarella Stick, and washed myself with mountain dew.
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The process when a male solidifies a large amount of semen right after sex. When it is ready, he forms it into a rod shape using his hand, then deep fries it and/or breads it. He then force feeds it to his sexual partner.
Dude, I just mozzarella sticked my girlfriend last night. I got so horny.
My boyfriend just mozzarella sticked me last night. He really knows how to cook.
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