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muddy bookmark

When you are fucking a tramp in the ass you peel off the condom and place it in a book or magazine in their house To be discovered later.

I went to some sluts house last night and totally left a muddy bookmark in her copy of Mein Kampf.

by Shithousepoet March 14, 2015


muddy taxi

A muddy taxi refers to the act of taking a shit in a taxi, usually after a night of drinking.

Jenny was wasted last night but I can't believe she pulled a muddy taxi on the way home from taco bell.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 8, 2014


Muddy salad

Sticking marijuana in another’s asshole and eating it out in a gentle manner

“Just gave that kid a muddy salad in DeSoto

by Srhsandshit December 9, 2018


muddy tarp

when a girl is riding you, you reach around stuff your nutsack skin into her asshole

oh man when that bitch was riding me last night i slipped her the muddy tarp

by Pjs37 April 11, 2008


Muddy Turtle

When ones male genitalia is coated in a thick creamy poop.

Ewww! Look at that muddy turtle!

by Chowberski December 15, 2019


The Muddy Hill

It’s the Froggy Doggy but first she shits herself and you do it in the butt through the shit.

"Dude, last night I did the muddy hill with my girl and it took forever to clean up.”

by Hardcorestyle November 12, 2018


Muddy Bum

When someone doesn't wipe their ass after taking a massive dumparoo. The easiest way you can tell someone has a muddy bum is by seeing shit-stains on the rear of someone's pants

Dayum, My man Steves got a Muddy Bum

by Storrie April 5, 2018