a term made by new jersey teenagers for when you don’t feel like doing something or something gets complicated
teacher: “we have a test today”
student: “too muddy”
When you are fucking a tramp in the ass you peel off the condom and place it in a book or magazine in their house To be discovered later.
I went to some sluts house last night and totally left a muddy bookmark in her copy of Mein Kampf.
A muddy taxi refers to the act of taking a shit in a taxi, usually after a night of drinking.
Jenny was wasted last night but I can't believe she pulled a muddy taxi on the way home from taco bell.
Sticking marijuana in another’s asshole and eating it out in a gentle manner
“Just gave that kid a muddy salad in DeSoto”
when a girl is riding you, you reach around stuff your nutsack skin into her asshole
oh man when that bitch was riding me last night i slipped her the muddy tarp
When ones male genitalia is coated in a thick creamy poop.
Ewww! Look at that muddy turtle!
It’s the Froggy Doggy but first she shits herself and you do it in the butt through the shit.
"Dude, last night I did the muddy hill with my girl and it took forever to clean up.”