Muff Cabbage

Made popular by a SouthPark episode on September 13th, 2010. It's a Jersey thing. The believed meaning is a hairy vagina. Muff = Hairy/Hair , and Cabbage = Vagina.

Cartman: What's Muff Cabbage?
Kyle: It's a Jersey thing.

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Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

You're nothin but garbage! That's what you are, you're garbage! You sick old woman muff garbage! Muff cabbage!

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Muff Cabbage

A woman's saggy, bloodhound cheek esque beef curtains.

Dan: "Did you hear about Kristin Hanlon's saggy beef curtains? They're FUCKING DISGUSTING. Total Muff Cabbage."

Stan: "Yeah, they taste like an Arby's Melt."

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Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

You got fucking muff cabbage in your muff!

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Muff Cabbage

A term coined by South Park used by people from Jersey. Typically used as an insult.

You are Muff Cabbage. There is fucking cabbage, in your muff.
What does that even mean?
It's a Jersey thing.

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Muff Cabbage

(Ma'garbage)

1. It's a Jersey thing.

2. It's a Jersey thing.

3. A hairy vagina.

Honey this is the third hair ball I coughed up this week, you really should trim your muff cabbage.

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Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing

MUFF CABBAGE! MUFF CABBAAGE!

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