The act of lying face down randomly in a public place with no intentions at all. Your arms are at your side and your feet are together.
Conor: Dude, lets go mulch style at the mall!
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Someone who can't do anything right,they are unevolved and are basically useless.
"Man Domonik is such a mulch monkey"
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The sudden unnoticed advancement of time when hanging out with a particular individual.
Wow, itβs 3 am already?! The damn Mulch Effect gets me every time I hang out with you!
Dropping hints and information to start to grow a relationship with another, romantic or otherwise
βWow! Andy is sooo hot! I wish I could get with him!β
βWhelp, start mulching now if you want him to be interested in time for homecoming.β
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Alyssa Mulch is one of the sweetest and chillest girls you can meet. Sheβs extremely loyal and funny. Alyssa Mulch is definitely one of a kind. Sheβs quite the crackhead and would do anything to make you smile. She definitely some bundle of joy.
Alyssa Mulch is really cool. I think I wanna become friends with her.
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When a woman lights a man's pubes on fire while giving a blowjob.
The fire alarm was worth it when we found out Harriet was Smokin' Mulch.
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It's when a person kills a prostitute (or runaway- someone nobody will miss), has sex with her, and buries the body. Some months later, they dig up the body and put their opened mouth between the deceased's legs while a friend jumps on her stomach. The woman's decaying insides (including the perpetrator's old sperm) spurt into his mouth.
As a threat- If you're not careful, I'ma mulch-bag your sister.
As an insult- You dirty mulch-bagger.
As an activity- "What'd you guys do last night?" "Just a little mulch bagging"
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