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Mulch Style

The act of lying face down randomly in a public place with no intentions at all. Your arms are at your side and your feet are together.

Conor: Dude, lets go mulch style at the mall!

by Mike Ros December 7, 2008

18πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Mulch monkey

Someone who can't do anything right,they are unevolved and are basically useless.

"Man Domonik is such a mulch monkey"

by Iamtheonethatmakesyou September 9, 2016

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Mulch Effect

The sudden unnoticed advancement of time when hanging out with a particular individual.

Wow, it’s 3 am already?! The damn Mulch Effect gets me every time I hang out with you!

by The Mountain Cat June 21, 2011


Mulching

Dropping hints and information to start to grow a relationship with another, romantic or otherwise

β€œWow! Andy is sooo hot! I wish I could get with him!”
β€œWhelp, start mulching now if you want him to be interested in time for homecoming.”

by Big Saucy June 23, 2018

1πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Alyssa Mulch

Alyssa Mulch is one of the sweetest and chillest girls you can meet. She’s extremely loyal and funny. Alyssa Mulch is definitely one of a kind. She’s quite the crackhead and would do anything to make you smile. She definitely some bundle of joy.

Alyssa Mulch is really cool. I think I wanna become friends with her.

by jenifer lopez June 1, 2020

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Smokin' Mulch

When a woman lights a man's pubes on fire while giving a blowjob.

The fire alarm was worth it when we found out Harriet was Smokin' Mulch.

by K-Noodle November 11, 2009

19πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Mulch Bagging

It's when a person kills a prostitute (or runaway- someone nobody will miss), has sex with her, and buries the body. Some months later, they dig up the body and put their opened mouth between the deceased's legs while a friend jumps on her stomach. The woman's decaying insides (including the perpetrator's old sperm) spurt into his mouth.

As a threat- If you're not careful, I'ma mulch-bag your sister.

As an insult- You dirty mulch-bagger.

As an activity- "What'd you guys do last night?" "Just a little mulch bagging"

by Mulchy McBagggerson September 3, 2009

291πŸ‘ 128πŸ‘Ž