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MUPPET is an acronym for:
'Most Useless / Pathetic Person Ever Trained'
Common usage has seen the term become a day-to-day reference for someone who is particularly stupid, clumsy or lacking common in sense and logic.
Origins: Unknown - however most evidence points to the film industry (particulary gaffers & grips) rather than the US Military who is usually given the credit for such acronyms.
"Shall we get Tom in on the project?
Tom? - Hell no, He's a total muppet."
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(verb) to finger-fuck a small person so vigorously that through the combined motion or their own climax, they flail around and yelp like a muppet. The person fingering is the muppeter, the person being fingered is the muppetee. Past tense: muppeted.
I hooked up with Janine last night. She was so into it I ended up muppeting her.
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Someone who makes other people laugh. Very often muppets hang around with other muppets, creating flocks. They are recognized by their strange behaviour and loud laughter.
Warning! Acting like a muppet might make people think you're retarded. But that is sort of fun.
Muppet: You laugh at silly things and burst into strange songs for no apparent reason accompanied by equally strange dancemoves.
Muppetdancing: You listen to a song (or make one up yourself) and start moving. You don't care if anyone laugh at you.
It might look ugly, but it's fun! (See FUN in UD.)
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Those named Junior have always been known to be muppets
"Did you hear about Junior?"
"That muppet? What's he done this time.."
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the type of behaviour someone who has not got a clue about anything but thinks they know everything shows usualy when intoxicated under the influence of certain substances or trying to impress a lady.
thus making a compleate tit of themselves in the process.
trying to make best friends with a doorman you have never met before trying to impress friends and girls.
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The muppets are creepy little characters built by a lonely 100 year old man. By placing the heart of a child into the chest of a stuffed frog he created kermit the leader of these muppets.
One day though, the muppets betrayed him and made him into a muppet too.
girl: hear about the muppets
boy: *looks around, snorts and crouches* yea
girl: I meant about there new movie
boy: new movie....AHHHHHH
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A ratchety individual who is so obnoxious said person seems not human. Someone who is over the top, projecting a mentality at a volume or with movements to get attention. This can be a demeanor thing or aesthetic thing. Like being a puppet, puppets aren't real there for, a muppet is being fake going along with things just to fit in.
(A bunch of teenage girls yelling and giggling over irrelevant things in public) one would say, "Look at those jankey ass "Muppets"!
"Look at her her blue eye shadow someone felt Muppety today."
(Wearing a shirt where you can see the bra clearly through it) "What a "Muppet."
"Whats the difference between a "Muppet" and a regular girl? Daddy issues."
" Is it me or do all muppets shop at kohls."
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