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City in Northern New Jersey, located in Passaic County, in which it is the county seat. Third largest city in New Jersey with a population of over 150,000 people. The city is mostly Hispanic with a large Dominican, Puerto Rican, Colombian and Peruvian population, also large Black, Arab, Turkish, Caribbean, and, Italian population. Founded in 1792, as the nation's first planned industrial city, by Alexander Hamilton, the city is know as the "Silk City" for it's large amount of silk mills around the Great Falls.
Paterson, NJ, is a large city near NYC
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The town directly west of Toms River, and basically exists in the larger town's shadow. Manchester is a lot like its neighboring town, but without a "downtown" section and with a lot more undeveloped woods. There are significantly fewer things to do in Manchester, so young people smoke a disproportionate amount of marijuana in comparison to neighboring towns. There are two wawa's within the Township and it is 9 miles away from Seaside heights, where the stoned Manchesterians spend a lot of their time. Manchester also houses over 10 different senior citizen developments and nursing homes.
Manchester is made of various different subsections:
Whiting is largely rural and full of somewhat white trash / redneck individuals. because of the amount of undeveloped woods trails, whiting is known for "woods parties". Kid's in whiting smoke blunts and prefer Honey dutch masters.
Pine Lake Park is known for its horrible polluted lake, where life guards are paid $9/hr to make sure nobody enters the water. PLP lifeguards are notorious for being intoxicated on weed and pain killers on duty. There used to be a public skatepark in PLP but it was torn down after numerous complaints of drug use and drug transactions. Kids in pine lake park smoke hand blown glass pieces.
Holly Oaks is known for their Rite Aid, and the sketchy stoner kids who live there. It is the most typical suburban neighborhood in Manchester. Kids in holly oaks all think theyre drug dealers.
Lakehurst is a seperate town that exists inside Manchester, and is known for the explosion of the hindenburg, its Naval Base, and the prevalence of inbreeding.
Summit Park and Richard Estates are neighborhoods where white people are afraid of getting shot upon entrance.
Dude let's get stoned in Manchester, NJ.
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One of the largest and nicest suburbs in Jersey. Commonly said to be part of South Jerey but this isnt true, we are central, yes there is such a thing, and we are not Trenton, so don't confuse it. Home of the guy who sits on the corner of Mercer St. and Nottingham Way and drinks beer all day long.
Hamilton is where cool people live.
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Large town commonly known for being where Six Flags is, or as we know it, Great Adventure. Once containing only several modest developments, 2 shopping plazas and woods, it can now be used as a perfect example of overdevelopment and sprawl. Previously considered the white trash or dirtbags of the area, Jackson residents lived peacefully and happily, a place where on Jackson Day you knew everyone. It has now been infested with Bennies who have decided they want to live down the shore year round. Jackson is filled with roads clogged with assholes driving Hummers and Escalades, on their way home to their McMansions which have destroyed anything nice abouth the town.
"Gina and Joey finally decided to take little Joey and Brianna out of Staten Island and move to Jackson, NJ. She got a beautiful center hall colonial on a quater acre for only $700,000."
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once named "Pleasentville", Westwood in in north jersey in Bergen county. on the outside, it seems like a pretty decent catholic/Christian town where nothing bad happens and everyone is good and sane BUT once your in Westwood there no getting out, on the inside Westwood is a killer neighborhood, known to the teenage population as "Weedwood" or "westweed" a lotta weed comes in and out of Westwood and it's the good kush. the 3 stores run by Indians have the good shit and they sell anything from alcohol to cocaine to kids with enough money and kids who look old enough. there are dank parties are thrown basically every weekend where everyone get fuckin drunk off their asses and roam around the debater if Westwood annoying the Starbucks employees. most dank ass parties have the cops called on by adults who don't know how to party. come to Westwood my people, it's a fucked up town which you'll love
Jeff: Yoooo did you hear about that bombass party in westwood, nj??
Dan the man: yeah bro there was a hell lot of weed and alcohol and some bitch tried to throw herself in a fire and wanted to come down on her ex
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Used to be farm town where elsie the cow and the first ever milking machine, the town sold most of its farm land to developers and now plainsboro has become all developments, Grovers Mill where the war of the worlds happened is half way in the town border, P-Boro is where all the rich west windsor kids come to buy their drugs, west windsor snobs consider us the poor section of town because we have apartments, the only down fall of plainsboro is that it is the home of west windsor- plainsboro high school north
see the book Wierd NJ section on elsie the cow and war of the worlds
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A town filled with everything from gangsters to emo chicks and 7th graders that look like macaulay culkin. Since Bogota High School starts in 7th grade, the girls become sluts and start smoking/drinking/doing drugs even faster . Most people flock to GSP, Teaneck, or Ridgefield Park to have fun because there's nothing to do in Bogota.
Person 1: Hmm. I want to hang out with some emo 7th grade whores, smoke cigarettes and then maybe go to the mall.. where should I go??
Person 2: Bogota, NJ
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