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Worst town ever. Mad potheads and indians, everyone thinks theyre black, and there is nothing to do.
"Hey you live in plainsboro?"
"Yea if im not getting stoned i wanna cut my testicles off and feed them to a dog!"
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Used to be farm town where elsie the cow and the first ever milking machine, the town sold most of its farm land to developers and now plainsboro has become all developments, Grovers Mill where the war of the worlds happened is half way in the town border, P-Boro is where all the rich west windsor kids come to buy their drugs, west windsor snobs consider us the poor section of town because we have apartments, the only down fall of plainsboro is that it is the home of west windsor- plainsboro high school north
see the book Wierd NJ section on elsie the cow and war of the worlds
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A town in central NJ where conformity, mediocrity and McMansions are prized above all else. Expect to be ostrocized if you do not:
-play soccer
-have blonde hilights
-relate to "The OC"
see also: 10th circle of hell
Typical day in Plainsboro: Wake up, spend 30 minutes straightening/gelling hair, go to school, remain in a cloud of insipidity for remainder of life.
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A school in New Jersey where the only minority is freaking white people. We are rich enough to be a private school yet somehow we cannot regulate the goddam temperature in our classes. If your GPA is under a 4.0 you will be disowned, and our sports teams are comical. And if anyone from WWP High School South is reading this and shaking their head, you better shut up and sit down because the only thing different about your school is that you don’t have freaking walls.
Person 1: Yo what school do you go to
Person 2: West Windsor Plainsboro High School North
Person 1: At least u have walls
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A high school full of ginders in Plainsboro, New Jersey. Everyone expects you to have a 4.0 gpa and they have a sign saying "Academics outweighs Athletics" in the goddamn gym. but at least its better than South, cause we have walls.
Dude: What school do you go to?
Other Dude: West Windsor-Plainsboro High School North
Dude: Oh that place full of ginders?
Other dude: ya bro, at least I don't go to South
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A school located in the state where absolutely nothing happens: New Jersey. The building of education is overrun by ginders, and it is 80% Asian. You will get slapped if you have less than a 102% in any subject. It has the money to pay for not one but TWO ice cream vending machines yet it doesn’t have the dough to fix the goddamn ac and heater. At least it’s better than South because we actually have walls.
Mom: What did you get on your test at West Windsor-Plainsboro High School North today?
Child: uhh... *stutters* a 100%
Mom: Really? Two can play at that game. *twap*
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A middle school in West Windsor, NJ that pwns Thomas R. Grover Middle School in Mathcounts, Science Olympiad, and Sports. Commonly referred to as CMS or WWPCMS, they are full of asian nerds which participate in a lot of asian sports, such as tennis, and clubs/teams, such as Science Olympiad.
Thomas R. Grover Middle School is eternally worse than Community Middle School, as a result of mutliple clubs and sports.
The school mascot is the panther.
I go to West Windsor-Plainsboro Community Middle School and I love it there.
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