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When a man leaves his wife after she falls ill.
Named after Georgian Congressman Newt Gingrich who visited his first wife in hospital (she was recovering from surgery) to discuss the terms of their divorce. Also, he was cheating on her.
Guy1: Dude, my wife is really sick.
Guy2: Oh, really? Wow... what are you going to do?
Guy1: I'm thinking about Newting her.
Guy2: Oh.
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(adj) : acronym for Northeast White Trash: someone who was born and raised in Northeast Philadelphia but relocates to a trashy house in Wildwood, NJ for the summer rented from a woman named handschuh aka handjob, often refers to themselves and their friends as NEWTs, can also be called shiesty.
Person: hey how come you guys have a whole in your bedroom wall?
NEWT: because we're NEWTs and that's how we live.
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"OMG DID YOU WATCH THE MAZE RUNNER?"
"OMG YES NEWT IS DADDY!"
Man 1: I'll eat 6 pounds of my own shit for 30 bucks
Man 2: That's newts
When a statement or question is answered in such a way a to make the person making the statement or asking the question seem uninformed.
John said that his computer was broken so I newted him by picking up the unplugged power cable and asking how he expected it work without electricity.
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North east white trash. It means white trash located in northeast philadelphia. or northeast philly. northeast philly white trash fucking newt
Look at that newt with his white sneakers and his tear drop tattoes. northeast philly white trash fucking newt
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