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A person that hangs out in front of your local gas station selling pictures of lesbian camletoes for three dollars and fifty cents so he can put his kid through school you got me
Person 1 Look at the nigerian assbang person 2 don't buy any pictures from him
When two people are simultaneously fisting each other.
"I hurt my wrist giving my boyfriend a Nigerian Handshake the other day."
A common email scam in which it is claimed that a wealthy foreigner needs your help moving millions of dollars from his homeland to yours and will reward you with a hefty percentage of this fortune if you agree to assist him.
Dear Sir,
I am Barrister philip Adama, a solicitor at law. I am
the personal attorney to Mr. Ralf Rutherford, who used
to work with Shell Development Company in Nigeria.
On the 21st of April 2000, my client, his wife and
their only daughter were involved in a car accident
along sagbama express road. All occupants of the
vehicle unfortunately lost there lives. Since then I
have made several enquiries to your embassy here
to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this
has also proved unsuccessful.
After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided
to look for any body who will be willing to assist me
in recovering the fund valued at US$10.5 million left
behind by my client before it gets confisicated or
declared unserviceable by the Bank where this huge
amount were deposited.
The said Bank has issued me a notice to provide the
next of kin or have the account confisicated within
the next twenty one official working days.Since I have
been unsuccesfull in locating the relatives for over
2 years now, I seek your consent to present you as the
next of kin to the deceased hence I have all the
legal document to back you up for the claim, so that
the proceeds of this account can be paid to you.
Therefore, on receipt of your positive response, we
shall then discuss on how we can sharing the funds
when it get into your account. I have all necessary
information and legal documents needed to back you up
for claim. All I require from you is your honest
cooperation to enable us see this transaction through.
I guarantee that this will be executed under
legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any
breach of the law.
IF YOU ARE VERY MUCH READY TO PROCEED with me, THEN
CONTACT ME 0N THIS E-Mail
Best Regards
Barrister philip Adama
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n. the act of sticking and/or shoving a wooden broomstick up the unlubed anal cavity of a young male human being and then breaking the stick in half such that the remain internal half of the broomstick may not be retreived from said boy. It is considered a bonus if the splinters act as thorium spikes for anyone attempting to retreive the broomstick.
1. For his birthday Paul's abusive alcoholic father gave him a nigerian crowbar.
2. Jimmy winked at Joe, and then gave him a nigerian crowbar.
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another phrase to take place of the already offensive word nigga but almost sounding more offensive than the actual slur if used in a patronizing manner.
Hello my Nigerian friend!
Hello MY Nigerian.
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Lengest girls on the planet
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Dang she a leng ting
She must be a Nigerian girl
Tyrone, one of the most notorious niggapotamus, challenged Jamal to a game of nigerian dodgeball to prove who was the better man.
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