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Originating in Glasgow, Scotland "night night patter" is when you get to that part of the night when everything that's not funny becomes hilarious, all whilst needing no explanation. Night night patter is usually paired with illegal substances such as acid, ketamine and alcohol.
Night night patter in itself cannot be fully defined, however here are some examples I have come across.
Person one - 'mate look at the state of her, she paints her fucking nails"
Or
Person one - "Know what I'd love? A nice vegan sandwich and a bit of dick"
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When you nut on a homie's forehead right after you tuck him in but before kissing him goodnight.
"Good night homie. I love you."
"I know you aint about to leave without giving me a Night night nut"
"my bad, homie"
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The act of smoking a pinch or two of typical good cunt aka maryjane from a bong. To tuck yourself into bed. A very pleasant experience, you will awake the next day feeling very refreshed.
“Can’t sleep!? Better scrape up some night night cones!”
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A part on the body that, when hit with some force, will cause the person to drop like a sack of bricks.
This is a very common thing in contact sports such as ruby league.
guy 1: Did you see that footy player who passed out during that tackle?
guy 2: Yeah, someone must of hit his night night button.
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night night juice is a mix of 30 10mg ambien into a 750mg bottle of any hard alcohol usually vodka. It is drank for its side effects with include euphoria hallucinations and sleep resultion in loss of time.
Whoa what a night bro -
what happended to my appartment?
I dont know glad we used night night juice rather than knock out juice -
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To have a Mr Matey Bubble Bath with a large bear who constantly whispers inappropriate things in your ear whilst massaging your back.
Bobby: Dave, Friday Night Bath Night?
Dave: OK, but stay above the waist this time!
One who comes and visits you in the middle of the night. Just as you're about to fall asleep he sprinkles his dirty dust in your eye and precedes to have anal intercourse with you until you drift off to sleep in a pleasurable manner.
"Dude what's that in your eye?"
"Oh it's just dirty dust, the Dirty Night Night Fairy came and got me last night just before I fell asleep."
"Nice bro, dirty dust for life."
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