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Term describing discrimination against heterosexuals by homosexuals in industries that are gay dominated
Gerry wanted to be an airline steward but found that because he was straight, it was very hard to break through the pink ceiling
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The Jedi mind trick of dutch ovens. The act of blowing vile ass vapors under the covers and then tricking your bed partner into pulling the covers over their own head by telling them that there is a spider on the ceiling. Far worse than a dutch oven because they did it to themselves.
Stephen released a vile, gassy emission under the covers and then told Mary (names changed to protect the innocent) that there was a spider on the ceiling. Mary immediately pulled the covers over her head to hide from the non-existent spider, effectively giving herself a dutch oven. Stephen giggled to himself as Mary puked repeatedly.
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Ceiling gang is a cringe gang.
PewDiePie: You're ceiling gang? Cringe.
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A disconcerting, blank stare that makes it seem like the person is staring at some vague spot up on the ceiling.
Audrina Patridge may have had her lips plumped, but can't she do anything about her ceiling eyes?
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1-to become very angry
2-to reach the limit of something
1- when Sarah finds out that I forgot to fix her car she will hit the ceiling
2- The hygienic products prices are about to hit the ceiling in september
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The feline god of ceiling catism. Known to provide cats (kittehs) all over the universe with comfy couches, houses, domestic servants (known as hoomans) and cheezburgers. Proof of this deity can be found in the lolcat bible. www.lolcatbible.com
The lolcat bible is obviously the divine word of Ceiling Cat as it is written in lolspeak - Ceiling Cat's holy language.
Ceiling Cat also tends to post in the religion and spirituality section of Yahoo Answers, giving advice with scriptural support from the lolcat bible.
Worshipper - I pray to almighty Ceiling Cat that I might have enough to eat.
Ceiling Cat - U can has cheezburger. Srsly. Kthnxbye.
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A game for kids in school or any place that has enough pens/pencils and ceiling tile that can absorb strong throws from the said pens/pencils. There isn't necessarilly a target other than the ceiling, so it's based on the number of throws you can get to stick in the tiles. However, a certain tile or series of tiles can be selected to qualify or not qualify.
Steve: fucking hell I got detention today.
Josh: me too, so we can play ceiling darts! I got art class next so I can steal enough pencils to get a badass game going.
Steve: you must not have the Internet on your phone.
Josh: I actually don't have a phone.