Simp

A man who ditches hanging out with the boys, to be with a girl, or a group of girls.

Mark: Where’s Danny?
Johnny: He ditches us for the girls.
Mark: We need the council.
Council: He is a simp.

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Simp

A simp is a man/boy who get easily attached to females. They often can't move on from them and usually dodges other females for that single one they're stuck up on. Simps usually cry by themselves, listen to sad music that relates to their situation, and they vent a lot. On social media they sometimes follow Wholesome memepages and send them to their friends and relate them to their current status with the female. Simps often don't cry in public they just look very sad and it's pretty obvious. Simps usually gush over their crush, whenever they see them they seem to feel so good inside. Simps sometimes just lurk on their social just to look at pictures of them to feel better. Simps usually get curved a lot, they also take a long time to move on from someone too.

Jayden: Hey look Jake is simping over Jessica

Bob: Man Jake is SUCH a simp

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simp

A guy who will do whatever it takes to get a girl, including simping. However, even though the boys may make fun of another boy for being a simp, it does a success rate of 100.

Luke: Your so beautiful, i just want to cuddle all day with you because your perfect.
Casey: Aww your so cute.

(Lukes mates): HAHAHAHA simp

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Simp

Someone who would waste their life savings for Pokimaine to say his name , there are also more definitions to this word

40 year old that masturbates to hentai: I must be recognized *donates $10,000 to Pokimaine

Pokimaine: wow thanks for the dono *doesnt say name*

40 year old that masturbates to hentai: ... how must i be treated this way. i must simp more

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The Simp

A guy that puts himself in a submissive position to get/keep a girl.They put too much value into a female.

E.g-Koen the simp lord

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Simp

A term used by incels or 12-year-old gamers who think that men can’t compliment, admire or do anything for a woman for the sake of being kind.

John: Wow, Sarah looks beautiful.

Adam: You’re a simp.

John: I’m just being nice-

Adam: SIMP!

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Simped

When a Simp chats up, flirts or spends more time than you do with your girl/boy friend. Be warned, If Dylan "the ginger" Woodridge enters your girls dms you will loose her. He will break into your girls dms cause he is a simp. he will use a crowbar.

Boyfriend "rats Dylan Woodridge just hoped into my girls dms"
Friend " damn you are about to be Simped"

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