Canoed

To fake ones death with a canoe to gain life insurance money for money hungry wife.

I was so broke that I canoed myself, but got caught by the filth. Now I am doing 10 for fraud

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Canoe

The big reward or ultimate goal you are trying to achieve.

I don’t care about the clout. I’m just after the canoe.

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canoe

where canadians have sex

1. you know you're a true canadian when you've fucked in a canoe.

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Canoeing

The act of inserting two fingers into the virgina and wiggling the fingers up and down whilst the woman urinates.

I was canoeing my bird last night and she was wetter than an otter's pocket. Man my fingers hurt.

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Canoeing

1. When a joint burns faster on one side. Can be quickly remedied by saliva on the finger and well placed tapping.

Person:Dude, this shit is totally canoeing!

Person 2:It's cool, I got it (Spits on finger and taps out fast burn).

by Scott Garrett July 20, 2006

2. The act of being a douche canoe.

P1: You haven't hung out with me in weeks!
P2: That's because I don't like you anymore...
P3: Wow, now your canoeing.

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Canoe

Another word for a black person.
It has been kept secret from the "negro community" since the meaning was established in 1984.

Yo man those canoes are bringing down this community.

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Red canoe

A Notre Dame yik yak obsession; the greatest of all commenter icons; the one, perfect, red canoe

I finally got red canoe when I commented on the top yak!

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