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Used often to describe the erection of a strapping young Norwegian.
Example 1:
Olaf from Oslo was swimming in the fjord where we got to see his Norwegian wood.
Example 2:
Liz was ruthlessly rogered royally by the Norwegian Ice Hockey team with their Norwegian Wood in fine form.
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the Norwegian keel is the female version of the Dutch Rudder or Belgian Rudder where the partner supplies the hand and the woman supplies the torque or movement.
Let's watch those hot chicks get their Norwegian Keel on
A strict diet of cigarettes, black coffee, and chocolate. The diet of most fisherman who are up for days at a time. See deadliest catch.
We still have 200 more pods to put out, luckily I'm on the Norwegian Diet and will be up for a few more days!
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Right before ejaculation you cover your penis in wax and alcohol, set it on fire, and jizz in her face. Word.
Charlie got arrested for pulling off a Norwegian torchblower.
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Before the sex has begun, the female lays down and spreads her legs wide open. The male then steps back about 15-20 ft and gets a running start before penetration. If desired target is missed, you're not norwegian.
This manuever is typically performed before or after the Canadian Goose.
"The Norwegian Hammer is quite the rush!"
"Jill was never the same after her un-norwegian boyfriend attempted the N-Hammer."
"Your mother enjoys the Norwegian Hammer"
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A Norwegian Sawhorse is a term used to describe a male whose penis has been gnawed off by either a homosexual male or heterosexual female. The homosexual male or heterosexual female whom performed the Norwegian Sawhorse frequently ingest the blood from the penal area, gargling it in their mouth, and then making a neighing sound. It often results in extreme loss of blood from the penal area, as well as detaching part of the penis.
Frank: Hey Bill, do you want to go get a little practice in at the bowling alley?
Bill: Nope, sorry, I can't. Last night my boyfriend gave me a Norwegian Sawhorse and I can hardly walk today. Do you have any triple antibiotic ointment I could borrow?