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(noun) When something is said or done that appears that it could be on the most suspenseful family drama network in the world... Lifetime! Typically used when overt teenage girls describe their overly pretentious drama going on in their life.
"Hey Dan, stay away from Aly today. She's been having a lot of lifetime moments lately. It's not good for your health to be near her."
"And then David actually threatened to kill himself when I told him that I cheated on him with this other guy I met at the bar, who I found out actually does drugs and I just-"
"STOP! PLEASE! My brain can contain any more of these lifetime moments!"
Misandristic propaganda potboiler films aimed at teaching women that all men are abusive rapists.
The protagonist usually is a female who wishes to escape from her drunken husband or a young adult who is kidnapped and raped.
There are many different lifetime movies, but all have a the same plot.
Person 1: Would you like to watch a lifetime movie?
Person 2: No, I have much better things to do.
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When the doorman or owner of a nightclub forces you to leave the premises and bars you from ever returning.
I'm not allowed in that club. They gave me a lifetime ban, after I knocked out the bouncer.
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used to refer to someone having an incurable STD such as herpes, warts or HIV/AIDS.
"Dang shawty so sexy! Too bad I heard she got the Lifetime Channel"
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something twats say when coming back from an average holiday
person a: "wow man did you see those pictures on facebook from my french exchange"
person b: "no i did not"
person a: "you should look them up it was the 'trip of a lifetime'"
person b: twat
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Someone who will be your partner for the rest of your life, you will have the same sex and teh same cock forever.
Shannon and Rich are lifetime partners
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An rare experience that will inevitably lead to death, but is worthy of experiencing nevertheless.
I will be going to Bali this weekend even though there will be a volcanic eruption. It’s a last in a lifetime experience.