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Think black liquid soon to be exinct on this planet. However the second largest wells just started pumping so the American economy is saved for another 10 years. Maybe. Good thing thers a new afghani pipeline being built to get oil to market others wise we would be in big trouble. Thank you Mr. Bin Laden for saving our econmy.
The oil was runing low, so gots us some more. Yee haw!
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"Oils never does anything."
"Mans, Oils is lazy. He won't go on walks with me."
"Oils is a bore, and a waste of time."
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1. Slang term for hydrocarbons extracted from very small inter granular spaces found in huge chunks of the earth.
2. Generally thought to be in a near worldwide state of depletion.
3. Actually exists almost everywhere.
4. Approximately 3000 billion barrels of recoverable oil (using current technology).
5. Current tech is capable of extracting 15 % of OOIP (Original Oil In Place)
6. Something you retards know nothing about, but like asking for money from mommy and daddy to fill up your get up and go vehicles with.
7. Something some retarded people believe we can cart away from Iraq on the backs of soldiers.
8. Something the Middle East has plenty of and is used by those countries to control the world with out sharing with common citizens ie: Saddam’s Iraq.
The public (YOU): ahhhhhhhh!!!!! We are running out of oil
Knowledgeable person: Shut the hell up; go back to school and take some real science courses like Math, Chemistry and Geology instead of that touchy feely crap like Liberal Arts. Then you can figure out when we are running out of oil instead of listening to the retards in the media and left wing, power hungry, conspiracy spouting nut job environmentalists or is that too much work for you?
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A term used to describe food that was exceptionally good.
Hey bro how was that cheesesteak you got?
Oh man that was straight oil!
Similar to Ooka, an Oils helps overcome symptoms of lethargy and increases total body strength and performance.
I’m still feeling very sluggish and docile, let’s see how well an Oils helps
Your micturate
i used oil in the pan to fry the french fries
The reason France vetoed the Iraq war.
Sadly there has been no oil war, I wanted to pay 30 cents a gallon.
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